Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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