it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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