Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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