I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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