Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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