Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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