so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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