so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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