Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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