I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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