There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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