I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm at about main and main street
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boob is missing a layer of skin
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize