Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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