Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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