you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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