i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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