On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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