is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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