Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize