chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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