thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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