There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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