Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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