When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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