they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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