I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
this just has baby written all over it
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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