I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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