dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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