On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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