So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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