I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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