You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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