I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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I need you to use more vowels.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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