so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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