wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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