We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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