so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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