Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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