Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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