My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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