I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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