what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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