people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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