i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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