final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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