She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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