Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Congratulations! We have a period
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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