remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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