She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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