Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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