8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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