You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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